Make your ski trip 10x funnier. Crack up the whole chairlift.
Wind-blocking thermal fleece meets hilarious hyper-real prints. Fits under any ski helmet and goggles.
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- Delivered Oct 25 – Oct 28if you order today
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- 30-day guarantee from delivery
- Free transit insurance
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Built for the lift, the slope & the bar.
Actually warm
Soft thermal fleece keeps the cold out on long, windy chairlift rides.
No foggy goggles
Breathable nose mesh sends your breath down, not into your lenses.
Fits under any helmet
4-way stretch and flat seams. No itching, no pressure.
Après-ski approved
The best conversation starter at the bar after a day on the hill.
SlopeHeads vs. the competition
SlopeHeads: 5–8 days with USPS tracking
Competitors: Often 2–4 weeks
SlopeHeads: $0 on every order
Competitors: Often $6–$10 at checkout
SlopeHeads: From $13.33
Competitors: Often $25–$40
SlopeHeads: Cozy double fleece
Competitors: Paper-thin, freezes stiff
SlopeHeads: Stay clear
Competitors: Fog up instantly
SlopeHeads: Comfy all day
Competitors: Itchy seams
SlopeHeads: Blocked
Competitors: Goes straight through
SlopeHeads: 30 days from delivery
Competitors: Good luck
Order today. Ready before your trip.
Days 1–2
Carefully packed & inspected
Days 2–4
Dispatched into the USPS network
Days 5–8
USPS delivery right to your door — before your trip
Direct-to-consumer = more money for après-ski. We ship straight from our warehouse to your door, cutting out middlemen, distributor markups and retail price hikes.
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4.7 out of 5 · 10 customer reviews
Everyone on the slopes asked where I got it
“Seriously hilarious. Wore it all day and my friends lost it the first time they saw me. Got questions from people on the lift too. It's definitely coming on my next ski trip.”
Funny and practical
“Honestly bought it mostly for the look, but it was great to have when the wind picked up at the top. Covers your face well and I didn't freeze nearly as much on the way down. Good mix of function and humor.”
The funniest thing I packed for the trip
“Bought it as a joke, but it ended up being what everyone talked about. We took pictures with it every day and my friends already want to order one. Huge recommend for a group trip.”
Great mask, a little tight at first
“The design is really cool and it fits fine once it's on. Felt a bit tight the first couple of times, but better after some wear. I would have liked more sizes to choose from, though.”
Perfect for the whole ski crew
“Ordered one for myself and ended up ordering more for the guys. We wore different masks the same day and it looked insanely funny in the photos. Great idea if you want to stand out a bit on a ski trip.”
Was skeptical, but it surprised me
“I wasn't sure it would look as good as in the pictures. But it actually looks pretty funny in real life. Works fine under my helmet, though you need to find the right position.”
Something different from the usual black masks
“I'm tired of all ski gear looking the same. This adds some personality to the outfit without being too much. Matched it with my jacket and goggles and it works surprisingly well.”
The best mask on the slopes!
“Honestly, this mask exceeded my expectations! The design is hilarious, the quality feels great, and it definitely makes you stand out on the slopes. My friends couldn’t stop laughing when they saw it, and I got so many compliments throughout the trip. Perfect for anyone who wants to add some personality to their ski outfit. Definitely a must-have for your next ski trip!”
It showed up in all our ski trip photos
“We bought it for our ski trip and it was in almost every photo and video. Perfect if you want something a little different from everyone else. Fun product and it worked great for our trip.”
Great gift idea for a ski lover
“Got it as a gift and think it's a pretty original product. Looks funny and is useful on cold days. The price has to match the quality, of course, but as a gift for someone who loves skiing or snowboarding, it's a great idea.”
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